Do you like reading funny stuff?  Most people do.  Humor sells because we like to be taken away from our problems and be entertained!  

How does it work?  When you laugh at something that happens to you, write it down.  Try and figure out why you laughed.  What tickles your funny bone the most often?  Is it physical humor when someone gets hit with a pie or trips on a banana peel?  Or is it more subtle than that?  When someone says one thing and does the exact opposite?

Watch these funny animal clips.  Which ones are the most humorous to you?  Why?  

Then begin a humor story, poem or personal narrative (essay about something true that really happened to you).  Slow down the moment with details to make us feel like we’re really there.  When you’re finished, read it aloud.  Can you make it MORE funny?  Sometimes it’s all about the timing.  You have to hear the difference by reading it out loud.  It may mean cutting some details or adding others.  Have fun writing funny!

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Winner: Moon Over Manifest   By Clare Vanderpool

Honor:  Dark Emperor and Other Poems of the Night  By Joyce Sidman  Illus. by Rick Allen

Honor: Heart of a Samurai  By Marqui Preus

Honor: Turtle in Paradise  By Jennifer L. Holm

Request them at your local library or visit your bookstore today!

Wow.  In our wildest dreams, we are able to fly.   And when you’re stuck in a traffic jam, you wish you and your car could fly above it all.  Now one man has designed a car that can fly now.

http://www.eaavideo.org/video.aspx?v=635469588001

Writing Prompts:

1.  You are in this flying car.  Write a poem or story with you in this vehicle.  Use your senses to make us feel like we are actually with you on your adventure. 

2.  Invent an object to improve our lives.  What will it be?  Write its description.  Create an ad campaign for it.  Write a commercial advertising it.  How will it change our lives for the better?

3.  Take a person from the past and plop him into our world today.  Write a story featuring him or her as a major character.

Student Poetry Contest

“If I Could, I Would…”

Train my pets to be superheroes

Save the ocean

Turn my high school into a musical

The Walnut Creek Library Foundation celebrates poetry with our third annual student poetry contest, encouraging young writers to stretch their imaginations and dream big. The contest is open to students at Walnut Creek schools.

The deadline for submissions is March 11, 2011.

  • The contest is free and all participants will receive a poetry contestant certificate.
  • All entries must be submitted with a contest entry form. Download the brochure and entry form on their website. First, second, third place and honorable mention prizes will be awarded in four categories: K-3, 4-5, 6-8 and 9-12.
  • Finalists will be judged by students in the St. Mary’s Master of Fine Arts Program.
  • First, second, and third place winners will have the opportunity to read their poems at the Poetry Celebration on April 16 at the library.

New in 2011 – Poetry Workshops

Cheryl Dumesnil, poet and teacher, will offer free poetry workshops to students on Saturday, January 29 at the Walnut Creek Library. Registration opens on January 5, 2011. In order to ensure opportunity for students throughout Walnut Creek to attend, the number of participants per school may be limited.

Grades K-3 10:15 -11:00 AM        Grades 4-5 11:15-12:15 PM         

Grades 6-8 1:00-2:15 PM              Grades 9-12 2:30-3:45 PM

Workshops in the Oak View Room at the Walnut Creek Library, registration is REQUIRED. Please call 925.935.5395 to register.

Poetry Celebration and Reading!

On Saturday, April 16, there will be a reading, celebration and award ceremony at Walnut Creek Library in the Oak View Room at 11:00. We hope you join us to celebrate poetry and our world!

 www.WCLibrary.org    Download application here

 

So long, great author!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/jan/05/dick-king-smith-obituary

1. Read a book by Dick King-Smith.   Write an original story featuring animals with distinct personalities.

2.  Watch the movie Babe, after reading the book that inspired the movie.  What are the differences between the two?

After reading the great book, Born to Bark:  My Adventures with an Irrepressible and Unforgettable Dog by Stanley Coren, I realized the author and I had more in common than the Carin Terrier he once owned.  Excuse me.  The Carin Terrier that owned him.

We both have had covers that don’t fit the book we’ve written.  Grant it, the cover for Born to Bark is adorable.

But the picture on the cover doesn’t match the description of Stanley Coren’s dog.  His  Carin Terrier is similar to Toto, as was the one I had when I was a child.  I wrote about her spunky adventures in Help! My Life is Going to the Dogs

Seeing the dog on the cover of this book will show you how far off this illustrator was in capturing the true dog essence of a Toto-like dog.

So why the discrepancy?  With my book, I was told by my editor that the illustrator didn’t bother to read the book.  There were no illustrations within the text.  So he merely read the blurb the editors read for publicity!  Yes, there was a dog party in the book.  But no dog ever smashes a birthday cake. 

Could this dog be held in the girl’s arms and carried around when she’s sad?  I suspect it would be easier for her to ride this animal like a horse.  I never saw the cover art until it was too late; it would have been expensive to make changes so no changes were made.  The editors were happy because they said the cover would sell books.  

Bottom line:  which cover will sell more money?   Which cover will be less expensive to produce?

Fortunately, since that time I’ve had many more positive experiences with editors and illustrators.  Editors have asked for my opinions and listened when I gave my comments.  So each book, each illustrator, and each editor will provide every author with a unique publishing creation.

In Born to Bark, I wonder if the author had more in-put to the cover than I did.  Did they present him with potential sales figure to show him why this cover made more sense than one with a Toto dog?  Or did the photographer happen to own this dog and not have to find a trained Carin to pose for the shot?  

Writing and Art Prompt:  1.  You are an author of a recently acquired book.  The illustrator has just presented the cover to you for your novel/memoir/chap book/or whatever you’ve chosen to write.   The cover isn’t acceptable.    What book have you written?  Create the jacket flap for your book.  Write your imaginary biography for the back!  Now YOU create the cover!

2.  The publishing world has been compared to the movie industry.  Where are their similarities?  Differences?  Write a poem or short story with this theme. 

3.  Write a letter to an author or illustrator you admire.  Ask them questions about anything in their craft that you’d like to know.  Get their e-mail address or publisher’s address with online research.   You never know, you may get an answer!

http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

I laughed out loud at some of these characters.  Take them a step further along.  Choose the fighting giraffes or the silly night-time bird to motivate a story, script or poem. 

What about the little guy who says “Allen?  Allen?  Allen?”  Who is he calling?  Why does he need  him?

The dentist monkey?  What makes this improvisation so funny?  Write about this guy, his patient or both of them.

What if the rapping puffins and the neurotic owl meet?

Try your own version of voice-overs.  Make your own movie and create the sound effects and dialogue. 

Cut out magazine and newspaper photos of people and animals interacting.  Don’t cut out the captions.  Instead, write what they are saying to each other.  The funnier the photos the better!

In 2011, find humor every where you turn.  Humor wins contests and sells stories, books, magazines and newspapers.  But most of all, humor is fun to read and to write.