What’s a writer to do? With so many submissions sent to editors, how can you make your writing stand out from the crowd? Make sure you show you’re a professional?
Don’t let your manuscript scream AMATEUR from page one!
But how?
- Reduce adverbs. Many of those pesky words which describe verbs – – many ending in “ly” aren’t necessary. They tell and don’t show. Rather than describe how someone does or says, show through an action.
Example: “Don’t come back!” she said angrily.
Instead: “Don’t come back!” she said, throwing a shoe at him.
Cut useless adverbs, such as very, extremely and really.
2. Remove purple prose, unless you are writing romance, melodrama, or creating a satire. If writing is melodramatic and flowery, it will draw awareness to the words themselves, rather than the meaning. The Bulwer-Lytton Contest awards writers for purposely using purple prose in order to be funny. Note all of the adverbs in the example below.
Example: The 2013 winner, Chris Wieloch, from my home state of Wisconsin, has created this: “She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.”
3. Follow the rules. Break them only if it’s for a specific reason.
Example: Although your grammar check will correct you for using fragments instead of a full sentence, sometimes they’re useful. Why? People use fragments while talking, so it’s okay to place them in dialogue. If fragments are in humor or suspense, it speeds up the pace, which increases the humor and suspense. It also provides emphasis to strengthen the meaning of words. But use them sparingly, or the device, overdone, won’t serve its purpose any longer.
Writing Prompts:
1. Revise your latest writing projects. Rewrite sentences where you’ve used adverbs. Show with action instead.
2. Cut out your purple prose. How can you use show don’t tell and description in a non-cloying way? Create with poetic images which go along with your themes.
3. Grammar check your writing. Go against the rules only when you have a specific purpose.
4. Read other good, humorous entries for the Bulwer-Lytton Contest. Write your own submission. Have fun!