Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest

Now in its ninth year. We seek today’s best humor poems. Total cash prizes have been increased to $3,600, with a top prize of $1,500. This contest is free to enter. Click here to read winning entries from the past.

Submission Period
Entries accepted August 15, 2009-April 1, 2010

How to Submit Your Entry
New simplified procedure! Just click here to submit your entry online. There is no fee to submit to the Wergle Flomp Poetry Contest. Poets of all nations may enter. Your poem must be in English (inspired gibberish also accepted). Please submit only one poem per year. Your poem may be of any length. Both published and unpublished work are welcome.

Prizes
First Prize of $1,500 and publication on WinningWriters.com
Second Prize of $800 and publication on WinningWriters.com
Third Prize of $400 and publication on WinningWriters.com
Twelve honorable mentions will receive $75 each and publication on WinningWriters.com

The winners and honorable mentions will also all receive official Winning Writers polo shirts.

Announcement of Results
The winner and honorable mentions of the ninth contest will be announced in our free email newsletter and on WinningWriters.com on August 15, 2010.

For more information:
http://www.winningwriters.com/contests/wergle/we_guidelines.php

Salem College International Literary Awards:

Reynolds Price Short Fiction Award for a single short story up to 5000 word

Rita Dove Poetry Award for a poem up to 100 lines (up to two poems per submission, any style)

Penelope Niven Creative Nonfiction Award for a single piece of creative nonfiction, including personal essay and memoir, up to 5000 words

The winner in each genre will receive $1200. The two honorable mentions in each genre will receive $150.

Competition Rules and Requirements:

– Competitions are open to both women and men who write in English except Salem Academy and College employees and students.

– All submissions must be unpublished. Postmark dedline: February 1, 2010. Winners will be announced by May 15, 2010.

– The author’s name and address must not appear on the manuscript.

– For each entry, you must include all of the following: Three clean typed copies of your manuscript (double space all prose entries); one cover sheet per entry with your name, address, telephone number, email, the genre you are submitting (fiction, nonfiction or poetry), word count (for nonfiction and fiction) / line count (for poetry), and the title of the work(s); a check / money order for the $15 (in US dollars) reading fee per submission, made out to the Salem College International Literary Awards; and a SASE for notification of winners.

For further information, visit www.salem.edu/go/cww ; email [email protected]; or contact Amy Knox Brown, Director of the Salem College Center for Women Writers, 601 S. Church Street, Winstron-Salem, NC 27101.

California Writers Club, Mt. Diablo Branch
http://mtdiablowriters.org/
Announces a FREE opportunity for students, educators and readers to meet published authors – – – and students, how to win hundreds of dollars by writing!
Saturday, November 28, 11 a.m. – 6 p.m.
Pleasant Hill Barnes and Noble
522 Contra Costa Blvd. (Phone: 925-609-7060)

*Students! Discover how YOU can win $$$ by writing poems, short stories, or personal narratives!

*Learn how you can take a FREE writing workshop taught by authors Sarah Wilson and Elizabeth Koehler-Pentacoff.

*Find out answers to questions about writing, publishing, agents, and how YOU can become a published writer!

*Uncover published authors’ writing secrets!

* Receive guidelines for the Young Writers Contest for middle school students and sign-up forms for FREE workshops.

*Get autographs from authors!

Schedule: 11 a.m. – Noon
Nannette Rundell Carroll – Communication and Business Author
Margaret Grace – Author of Mystery Series
Noon – 1 p.m.
Nannette Rundell Carroll – Communication and Business Author
Barbara Bentley – Memoir Author
1 p.m. – 3 p.m.
Ellen Leroe – Young Adult Author
Elizabeth Koehler-Pentacoff – Picture Book Author
4 p.m. – 5 p.m.
Barbara Bentley – Memoir Author
Lynn Goodwin – Journaling Author
5 p.m. – 6 p.m.
Margaret Grace – Author of Mystery Series
Lynn Goodwin – Journaling Author

Where should you send your literary mystery? How should you find a critique group locally? Is there an agent right for YOU? What’s the first thing you should do if you want to write a picture book?

As a middle grade student in Contra Costa County, I want to win $100, $50 or $25 in the Young Writers Contest! How can I do this? Can you give me tips? Advice? Techniques? Secrets?

Where can you get all of these questions answered and MORE?

Come to Pleasant Hill’s Barnes and Noble on Saturday, November 28. Yes! The Saturday after Thanksgiving! From 11 a.m. through six p.m.

Schedule of authors:

11 – Noon Nannette Carroll, author of Communication to Go!
Nonfiction Expert
11 – Noon Margaret Grace Miniature Mystery Series

Noon – 1 pm Nannette Carroll

Noon – 1 pm Barbara Bentley A Dance With the Devil; Memoir Expert

1 pm – 2 pm Ellen Leroe Dear Big V; Young Adult Expert

1 pm – 2pm Liz Koehler-Pentacoff Jackson & Bud’s Bumpy Ride; Children’s Expert

2pm – 3 pm Ellen Leroe & Liz Koehler-Pentacoff

3 pm – 4 pm Barbara Bentley

3 pm – 4 pm Lynn Goodwin Journaling for Caregivers
Journaling Expert
4 pm – 5 pm Lynn Goodwin & Barbara Bentley

5 pm – 6 pm Margaret Grace & Lynn Goodwin

Author Linda Joy Singleton’s
THE GHOST STORY WRITING CONTEST for young authors!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST?

Have you ever seen a ghost? Write a story about your real or imaginary ghost encounter in 400 words or less. Make it exciting, scary, strange – and have fun!

Submit your entry to: [email protected], stating that this is your original writing and that you have permission from your parents/guardian to enter and share your work on these authors’ blogs/web sites. Contest ends on October 31. First place & honorable mention winners will be announced mid-November on http://lindajoysingleton.blogspot.com.

Include your age, full name, and contact information (email/address). Entrants must be between ages 9 to 16. One entry per person.

Prize: autographed books! The winner will receive autographed copies of DEAD GIRL WALKING, DEAD GIRL DANCING and DEAD GIRL IN LOVE, by Linda Joy Singleton; HAUNTED: THE GHOST ON THE STAIRS and THE RIVERBOAT PHANTOM, by Chris Eboch; and GHOST HUNTRESS: THE AWAKENING and THE GUIDANCE, by Marley Gibson.

The winning entry and honorable mentions will also be posted on Linda Joy Singleton’s blog(s) and Chris Eboch’s web site.

The winners will be selected by Chris Eboch, author of the HAUNTED series; Linda Joy Singleton, author of the DEAD GIRL series; and Marley Gibson, author of the GHOST HUNTRESS series.

STUDENTS can enter this contest. (Teachers don’t HAVE to do it for you.) Grades 3 – 12 in the United States and Canada for essays, grades K – 12 for poetry!

Three different deadlines, so you can be writing all year long!
Oct. 29, 2009
Feb. 17, 2010
July 15, 2010

Poetry: You can enter one poem in each contest. They have three contests a year. They say thousands of dollars in cash and prizes are awarded to students and teachers for each regional contest.

Top ten poems in each grade divison will receive a $50 savings bond, special recognition in a book they will publish and a free copy of the anthology that is created from the contest.

Poems must not be over 21 lines of text. Blank lines between stanzas are not included in the 21 line limit.
Poems must be in English.
Do not type your poem or name and address information in all capitals.
Do not double space your poem.

When entering poems and/or essays, you will need to go to the website.

Essays: One essay in each contest. Three contests a year.
Same prizes as for poetry.
Topic: Each student can write on a topic that they feel is important to them.
Essays must be no longer than 250 words.
Each essay must have an original title.
Students can enter one original essay for each contest deadline.

http://www.poeticpower.com/

Adults or kids can enter this one!

Write funny! Hallmark is now accepting submissions for their “Make a Mother’s Day Card That Makes Mom Laugh!” Contest

There are two categories.
1. Makes a card for moms.
2. Make a card for friends who are moms.

You can enter a card in each category. Use photography, illustration, or design. Just make sure it’s – –
1. Funny and for Mother’s Day
2. Sendable (works for many moms and friends)
3. Cohesive (writing and images work together)

Prize: $250 and either it will be for sale on their website or in stores. You’ll get a great credit too! For more information, visit:

http://hallmarkcontests.com/page/CONTESTS/contest/Thats_Motherhood?gclid=CK_azfuJwJ0CFRZeagodrRYTiQ

Got a yen to haiku?

As the weather chills, thoughts turn to the holidays. So the Contra Costa Times is going cold turkey for their next poetry contest. Pen a haiku, inspired by any aspect of Thanksgiving Day — the food, the pilgrims, the football or parade. Send your haiku — three lines in a 5-7-5 syllable pattern — to [email protected] by noon Oct. 26.
Online
Read more reader-written haiku at ContraCosta
Times.com/haiku or In
sideBayArea.com/haiku

2010 Contest Guidelines
Postmark Deadline for Receiving Entries is
December 11, 2009

Calling all kids! (Teachers and librarians too!) Do you like to create with oil pastels? Cray-Pas is offering a contest for you. The majority of this art work must be done in oil pastels. Entries may also use combinations of pen and ink, pencil, and/or watercolors with oil pastels.

Required size: No larger than 12″ X 18″ and no smaller than 8″ X 10″.

Mulitple Entries: One age category per envelope – K-2, 3-5, or 6-8. Label each envelope with the age category and the number of entires iside. You may send all age category envelopes in one package.

Mail flat – – not rolled.

Prizes: Finalists – 150 total! 50 in each age category. Each receive a t-shirt imprinted with their artwork, award certificate, and Cray-Pas Expressionist 25 piece set.
Honorable Mentions – 24 entries selected among finalists receive an award certificate, wining artwork imprinted on t-shirt, and a Cray-Pas Expressionist 36 piece set.
Winners – 9 total – 3 winners from each age category of finalists receive a US Savings Bond: 1st Place: $200 2nd Place: $100 3rd Place: $50, an award certificate, Gelly Roll writing instruments, and art material from Sakura, sponsor prizes, winning artwork imprinted on a t-shirt, recognition in national publications and the contest gallery at www.sakuraofamerica.com

Teacher Awards – Teachers of the 9 students winners receive: A t-shirt imprinted with the winning artwork, Sakura art materials for classroom use, sponsor prizes, various types of Gelly Roll writing instruments, recognition in national publications and the contest gallery at www.sakuraofamerica.com
Finalist teachers receive a special thank you gift.

Random Teacher Award: One teacher will be randomly chosen from all entries to receive an assortment of Sakura products. Submittal of a student’s artwork qualifies the teacher for the drawing. Teachers of the top 9 winners are excluded.

School Awards
Schools whose studetns placed among the 9 winners will receive: a generous supply of Sakura art materials and writing instruments, and recognition in national art publications.

2010 CrayPas Entry Form
Student Certificate of Participation

Optional:
Download The Official Certificate of Participation and fill one out for every participating student.

15th Annual Cray-Pas® Wonderful, Colorful, World Contest 2010

Grades K-1-2, 3-4-5, 6-7-8
2010 Entry Check List
– teachers please read carefully!

Teacher’s responsibilities are:
1) Use transparent tape to attach a completed entry form to the back of the student’s artwork; the student entry form and student’s artwork must match.

2) Ensure the student gives proper “credit” to that artist when the student’s artwork is “inspired by” another artist’s image. Space is provided on the contest entry form. Write in the artist’s name and publication that inspired the student.

3) EACH entry must be the work of one student only.

4) One entry per student.

Entry Image Criteria

Entries are judged based upon: image originality, creativity, emotional content, oil pastel skills, & age appropriateness. When an entry is “inspired” by a photograph or another artist’s image, credit must be given on the entry form to the artist. Art work must not be copied. An entry will be rejected when the image is a copy of an artist’s work, book illustration, magazine or newspaper content, or similar to a previous contest winner. See contest rules and regulations on entry form for further details.

• Entry Form Attached?

Entry forms should be completed by the TEACHER, and signed by both the student’s parent/guardian and art teacher. Only use transparent tape to attach one entry form to the back of the artwork, (no staples or paper clips). Teachers/parents are responsible for placing the correct student’s entry form on the back of the entry. If any of the above conditions are not met, or the writing on the form is illegible, the artwork will be disqualified.

• Original artwork vs. color copies?
Teachers may submit color copies that truly represent the quality and color in the work. The original MUST be available if the student’s piece is selected as a possible finalist. When the original is requested, overnight or second-day shipping is required; otherwise the piece may be disqualified.

• All artwork submitted to this contest cannot be returned.

Contest Deadline:
All entries must be mailed or shipped to Sakura with a postmark no later than December 11, 2009

2010 Contest Rules and Regulations :
• No purchase necessary. Contest open to legal residents of the 50 United States, District of Columbia, and Canada (except Quebec), grades K – 8 as of August 1, 2009 to December 11, 2009. Entries must be postmarked by December 11, 2009 and received by December 28, 2009.

Mail all entries to: Sakura Cray-Pas 2010 Wonderful Colorful Word Art Contest, 30780 San Clemente Street, Hayward, CA 94544. Void in Quebec where prohibited by law.

Finalists will be notified by mail by March, 2010.

GOOD LUCK!

Questions? Go to their website for more information.
http://www.sakuraofamerica.com/Craypas-Art-Contest

Is/How is this a contest? What age group is this for?
Thank You . Mary.

Good questions Mary! Thanks for asking. Not everyone who submits will get their work published or will win prizes. (A contest is when someone wins a prize or wins publication.) Each and every opportunity is slightly different. Guidelines are posted for each one. I asked the editor and she defined Tweens as ages 8 – 12. But she also mentioned that she had found an exceptional teen who she was actually hiring, and the editor intends to have possibilities for teen writers too!

I always encourage all young writers to submit their best work to a number of various publishers. Just like adult writers! If one editor doesn’t have room for it in their magazine/anthology/web site, etc., another one may snap it up and have just the place for it.

As always, read the guidelines very carefully. Good luck and let us know of any success or encouragement you encounter.